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What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
"Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!how to be a velvet bulldoser
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JOKE!!!!!! My mate's wife left him last week, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back. I asked him how he was coping........ He said, 'not too bad' ' I've been using that powdered stuff!!' 
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